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Accountability’s a bitch

By ambrosiavoyeur

So, two weeks in and I have lost NOTHING. *sobs, stuffs imaginary cake in face*
The reason here is threefold:
1. I don’t think I actually started with an accurate weight. I think I may have actually lost about 3 pounds. My weight after the first day was consistently higher than 210, my stated starting point, and [...]

The Traveling Pants?

By ambrosiavoyeur

My best friend of 13 years, the Shelbeast, washed a pen in the laundry and got ink on almost all of her pants. She’s got kind of a funky build, 6 feet tall, not an “apple” or a “pear” but more of a “banana” and has a hard time buying pants that fit. Her size [...]

Have Ass Will Pedal

By ambrosiavoyeur

Hey what’s up. Here are some reasons I’m losing weight:
1. Most of my clothes, especially the HAWT ones with the vinyl and the backlessness and the slavering minions are smaller than I can wear. I have a shitload of clothes. This is a substantial loss. Charisma -2
2. I’m serious about joining the derby team, but [...]

 

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